dm97flower

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 I'm 14 years old.

I've had my first kiss but thats it! I'm single for now.... lol I love life and love laughing and love fallin in love even though it never lasts! <3

So ya now you know a bit about me. Don't judge based on one thing or everything. Judge me on what I can and will do rather than what I've done.
I <3 witty so enjoy!

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Today is my 13th
Birthday. Can I get at least 13 favorites?

94 7 Grace_Ali Grace_Ali
love
The best feelings in the world
~hot showers
~the first bite of a meal when you are really hungry
~tight hugs
~crawling into bed after a long day
~forehead kisses
~waking up in the morning and actually feeling like you had enough sleep
 
 

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The other day,
I was babysitting this 4 year old boy.
To pass time, I asked him what his favorite vegetable was.
After a long pause, he replied, "ummm. butter."
This kid is definitely going places.

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Oh Yeah-eh-eh!
I'm your basic, average girl
and I'm here to safe the world
you can't stop me 'cause I'm
KIM POSSIBLE
There is nothing I can't do
But when danger calls
Just know that I'm
ON MY WAY
Doesn't matter
When or where there's trouble
If you just call my name
KIM POSSIBLE
Call me, beep me,if you wanna reach me
When you wanna page me it's okay
Whenever you need me
BABY
Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me
call me, beep me
if you wanna reach me
It doesn't matter when it doesn't matter where
I will be there for you 'till the very end
danger or trouble I'm there on the double
You know that you always can call
KIM POSSIBLE
"So what's the sitch?"
Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.

Do you remeber this?
Come back old Disney!
 

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My Neighbor
 
loved the music so much when I turned it up,

that they invited the police to listen.
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LOL this is sooo funny!!!

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
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The Strongest Girl I know
 
Is my little sister, she has 4 big brothers. Yet she was unprotected for one night, were we should have been fighting for her, she was ganged up against on the streets, she wouldnt let us tell mum & dad but she couldnt hide it from all of us. I remember her shaking in Archer's arm's as she sat down & stuttered at her own words. reliving in her mind the night we failed protecting her. She'd been different for about a week, & we'd finally noticed the bruises on her. She was too scare to tell us all,so excluding Virgil & Hunter (the eldest brothers) she sat us down & made us promise not to freak out, she asked Arch to hold her. its how we knew it was serious. ive never been so angry in my life, & when she wrote it down in details, all i could do was see red. I'm the big brother. we were the big brothers & we unknowingly allowed our sister to walk home after a party, when we could have picked her up, because of that she was sexually assaulted & abused. She has coped with this better then anyone i know ever could have. && if i ever find those bastards ill kill them & do the time for it. im so proud of her, she is the strongest person i know.
 

Zane Larkin

 
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"it’s so weird because i’ll forget about everything and then someone will be like 'its you'
and i’m thinking, ‘i’m just zayn malik, that kid from bradford
who used to stay in his room and play on the computer all the time
all the time." ♥
- Zayn Malik   

 






format credit to OneDirection/Credit to zayn malik
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Today 
I tried to prankcall
Domino's, and I asked
'Is this the Krusty Crab?"
And he said
"No this is Patrick!"
Lol. True.. Story..
 

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