FRIEND: Hey do you wanna hang out
with me and my boyfreind?
ME: I am sorry I
am too busy making out!
FRIEND: Oh me and my
boyfriend haven't kissed yet! :( What does he look like?
ME: Well his name
is Joe he hot, he just came out of the oven!!!!
FRIEND: WHAT??????????
ME: Didn't I
mention he is a blueberry muffin? I dont have a boyfriend!
Top 20 Most Inspiring Quotes
Ever:
20. ”Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching.“ – Unknown
19. ”Love is always bestowed as a gift – freely, willingly, and without expectation. We don’t love to be loved; we love to love.” - Leo Buscaglia
18. “The Eskimos had 52 names for snow because it was important to them; there ought to be as many for love.” – Margaret Atwood
17. “Whenever you do a thing, though it can be known but to yourself, ask yourself how you would act were all the world looking at you, and act accordingly.“ – Thomas Jefferson
16. “You are what you think about all day long.” – Dr. Robert Schuller
15. “The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy.” – Malcolm Forbes
14. “We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open.” -Jawaharial Nehru
13. “Once in awhile it really hits people that they don’t have to experience the world in the way that they have been told to.” – Alan Keightley
12. “Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning.” -Mahatma Gandhi
11. “What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let our intuition guide us, and then be willing to follow that guidance directly and fearlessly.” -Shakti Gawain
10. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.“ – Mark Twain
9. “You can have everything in life that you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want.” - Zig Ziglar
8. “Don’t ask yourself what the world needs, ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who are alive.” – Howard Thurman
7. “Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” – Buddha
6. “A journey is best measured in friends and not miles.” – Tim Cahill
5. “An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity.“ – Martin Luther King Jr.
4. “Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.” -Og Mandino
3. “Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.” – Mother Teresa
2. “Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don’t wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it’s at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored.” – Earl Nightengale
1. “The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame.” – Rod Steiger