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DoraTheExplora: (Urban Dictionary)

Literally an insult to ANYONE'S intelligence. This isn't for pre-schoolers, this is for people in comas. The show includes an annoying Spanish girl that constantly does dangerous, stupid shit and has parents that apparently approve of said dangerous, stupid shit. Way to teach the kids, asshole.

Then, as if they haven't been stupifying us enough with their inane bullshit, they ask the most obvious questions, and (in case you are blind or dead) point them out in the most obvious manner. For example, Dora asks "Where is Benny the Bull's farm?" Suddenly, the camera pans the the side until there is nothing left BUT the barn. Then, a tornado comes down to draw your attention to the spot where the barn is, while a giant flashing arrow points directly at it. And then, as if we (or the children, or whatever) were to dumb to find it, a shitty blue cursor "beats us to the punch" as the little bitch mockingly congratulates us on a job well done. Fuck you, you little shit!

Also, Dora travels along with a gay little monkey (no offense intended, I'm just pointing out he's gay) that is literally incapable of anything but whinning and bitching the entire fucking show.

Then, at least once a show, they run into the residental badass, Swiper the fox, who steal items from them and conviniently tosses them into a pile of similar items - that is, unless Dora, Boots and of course, you utter out the phrase "Swiper, don't swipe it" three times, which causes the sneaky fox to snap his fingers mafia-style and run away like a pussy. Wow, a real gangsta, that one. If I was Swiper, I'd bite Dora's tits of and shove them down Boot's mouth. Then I'd break my own neck on a tree for being such a pansy. What a shit show.

HELLO, AMIGOS! CAN YOU FIND BOOTS?! THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S RIGHT UP MY ASS!
*click*

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<div style="background-color: purple">DoraTheExplora: (Urban Dictionary) 
<div class="definition">Literally an insult to ANYONE'S intelligence. This isn't for pre-schoolers, this is for people in comas. The show includes an annoying Spanish girl that constantly does dangerous, stupid shit and has parents that apparently approve of said dangerous, stupid shit. Way to teach the kids, asshole. 
 
Then, as if they haven't been stupifying us enough with their inane bullshit, they ask the most obvious questions, and (in case you are blind or dead) point them out in the most obvious manner. For example, Dora asks "Where is Benny the Bull's farm?" Suddenly, the camera pans the the side until there is nothing left BUT the barn. Then, a tornado comes down to draw your attention to the spot where the barn is, while a giant flashing arrow points directly at it. And then, as if we (or the children, or whatever) were to dumb to find it, a shitty blue cursor "beats us to the punch" as the little bitch mockingly congratulates us on a job well done. Fuck you, you little shit! 
 
Also, Dora travels along with a gay little monkey (no offense intended, I'm just pointing out he's gay) that is literally incapable of anything but whinning and bitching the entire fucking show. 
 
Then, at least once a show, they run into the residental badass, Swiper the fox, who steal items from them and conviniently tosses them into a pile of similar items - that is, unless Dora, Boots and of course, you utter out the phrase "Swiper, don't swipe it" three times, which causes the sneaky fox to snap his fingers mafia-style and run away like a pussy. Wow, a real gangsta, that one. If I was Swiper, I'd bite Dora's tits of and shove them down Boot's mouth. Then I'd break my own neck on a tree for being such a pansy. What a shit show. 
 
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<div class="example">HELLO, AMIGOS! CAN YOU FIND BOOTS?! THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S RIGHT UP MY ASS! 
*click*</div>
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FUCK YOU KANYE,
I T ' S L I K E Y O U S T E P P E D O N A K I T T E N .

KATY PERRY.

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on September 13, 2009 23:53:40

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twilight
teaches us that when we fall in love with vampires,we're in some pretty deep shit.

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We’re going to tell Alice
that I ran right to the clothes. We’re going to tell her I spent hours in there playing dress-up. We’re going to lie.

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He’s brave. Brave as you are.
Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless.

Jacob Black-Breaking Dawn

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on September 04, 2009 21:55:05

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AHEM,
i love you.
um;AHEM,
i said i love you!!
Why the hell arent you answering me?!
oh, thats right, im talking in my minnd(:

made by Courtney908
on September 09, 2009 20:27:16

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<div style="text-align: center">AHEM, 
i love you.  
um;AHEM, 
i said i love you!! 
Why the hell arent you answering me?! 
oh, thats right, im talking in my minnd(: </div>

Today,
I was in hollywood. When I suddenly saw Robert Pattenson walking down the street. Not many people noticed him for a little while though and two girls ran up to him screaming, " Edward! Edward! Can we take a picture with you!?" He politley declined, since girls were starting to swarm. Soon i went up to him and screamed, "Cedric Digory lives!" He smiled and took a picture with me.
I win.
MLIA

[[found something like it on mlia but changed it a bit lol]]

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on September 07, 2009 20:48:09

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BACK THE FUCK UP!
is that fucking Shamwow?
You bet your stupid ass it is.
It's not just any paper towel you ignorant fuck.
This shit soaks up water, pop, soup, fecial matter,
or whatever your stupid ass manages to spill.
Shamwow isn't your Grandmothers paper towel.
This shit has more sucking power then a hooker
using a vacuum. This thing is so fucking extreme
it'll absorb your fucking dog.
What the fuck are you waiting for?

[ Pick up the God damn phone! ]

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on September 07, 2009 22:49:08

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<div style="text-align: center">BACK THE FUCK UP! 
is that fucking Shamwow? 
You bet your stupid ass it is. 
It's not just any paper towel you ignorant fuck. 
This shit soaks up water, pop, soup, fecial matter, 
or whatever your stupid ass manages to spill. 
Shamwow isn't your Grandmothers paper towel. 
This shit has more sucking power then a hooker 
using a vacuum. This thing is so fucking extreme 
it'll absorb your fucking dog. 
What the fuck are you waiting for? 
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<div style="text-align: center">[   Pick    up    the    God    damn    phone!   ]</div>

Today, my brother bought a pregnancy test for my friend.
When he was paying for it, he looked the cashier straight
in   the   eye and   said   as   serious   as   he   could,
"My   period   is   three   days   late.   I'm   worried."
T h e    c a s h i e r    l o o k e d     c o n f u s e d .
MLIA

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on September 01, 2009 17:16:18

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<div style="text-align: center; line-height: 12px">
<div id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle" style="position: relative; text-align: center; padding-bottom: 10px; background-color: transparent; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px; color: #ffffff; padding-top: 10px">Today, my brother bought a pregnancy test for my friend. 
When he was paying for it,  he looked the cashier straight 
in   the   eye   and   said   as   serious   as   he   could, 
"My   period   is   three   days   late.   I'm   worried." 
T h e     c a s h i e r     l o o k e d     c o n f u s e d . 
MLIA</div>
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HELLO♥SCHOOL
NICE TO MEET YOU, MY NAME IS ([ I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP AT 5 AM ])
~~LETS TOTALLY BE FRIENDS.~~

made by BLoNDiExx
on September 01, 2009 19:19:45

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<div style="text-align: center">HELLO♥SCHOOL 
NICE TO MEET YOU, MY NAME IS ([ I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP AT 5 AM ]) 
<strike>LETS TOTALLY BE FRIENDS.</strike><strike> 
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