dooosh

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Joined: November 8, 2012
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Quotes by dooosh



My favorite exercise at the gym would definitely be judging.


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judge


Some people are so desperate for a top quote these days. They'll do literally anything.


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man



On Saturaday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists.

It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.


 
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music


I just overheard someone say, "I live in fear."

I'm pretty sure you live in America, sweetheart. 



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sarcasm


My boyfriend left me because I never project my voice. He'd have been mad had he heard what I said afterwards.



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silly




Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.




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love


Most of my jokes are so bad even the tumbleweed says, "I don't want to be involved in this."



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humour


I ate like a horse earlier.

In a field. My parents don't love me.


 
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family



My geography teacher: "Where is England?"

Me: "On page 17."





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sarcasm



Why does toilet paper even need a commercial?

Who on this earth isn't buying it.


 
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funny
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