dooosh

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Joined: November 8, 2012
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My friend told me that Lil Wayne might be making a new album.


I wonder what he'll talk about this time?

Drugs? B!tches?
 
Probably both.


 
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Me and my dad were at the zoo earlier when he made a ridiculous comparison. He said, "Those screaming monkeys sound like Nicki Minaj."





I told him to apologise to the monkeys immediately.

 
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I'm on a balanced diet , one slice of pizza in each hand
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ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME...


 
Aids.




 
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On the thithth day of Christmas my truly love gave to me.

Abuse about my really bad lisp.



 
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Are the speed bumps around school zones supposed to scream and cry?









 
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"Hey, can I have some of your birthday cake?"
"What's the magic word?"
"Please?"
"No."
"Well, what is it then?"
"You'll have to guess."
"Pretty please?"
"Nope. You took too long. All the cake is gone now."
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I hate card game jokes.

Fave this if Uno what I mean.










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I like to call Einstein "1tein" for short.







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People on Omegle these days!

Question to discuss:
Would you rather have six legs or two heads?

Stranger 1: 5 vaginas if possible

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

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