When I go back to school, I predict a conversation
along the lines of:
Friend 1:
*talks about an interesting thing that happened to her during
break*
Friend 2:
*narrates interesting thing she did*
Friend 3:
*talks about how she had two guys vying for her attention*
Friends:
"So, what about you?"
Me: "...
Well... I... *long pause* I... *smiles sheepishly b/c
all she did was surf the internet... and even there nothing
interesting happened*"