dparsa
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Joined: July 21, 2011
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Birthday: September 25
user id: 197605
Joined: July 21, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: September 25
user id: 197605
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"Just close your eyes and enjoy the roller coaster that is life" -Zayn Malik
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I just miss you so much right now. My stomach has been twisted into a knot that I don't think I can unravel by myself. But, no matter that, I am better off curled up in the fetal position on my still-made bed alone than I am with your oscillating friendship. The highs may have been wonderful, but it was a see-saw; my whole body felt the jolt as I hit the ground, every time.
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8/10/14 11:45 PM EDT
8/10/14 11:45 PM EDT
Hey guys! The
boys had the day off today! All I know is that Niall spent a lot
of his day chilling in his hotel watching the golf tournament.
Harry went to a store called Monica's. I don't think the
others were seen.
Tonight was the Teen Choice Awards! The boys weren't able to attend but they won 8! Way to go boys! And nice job voting!
Tomorrow's Tour Info: The boys are in Washington DC at the National Stadium!
Rumors: None
Links: The boys' prerecorded acceptance speech for the TCA's: https://t.co/dcZLcf2Cox
Tonight was the Teen Choice Awards! The boys weren't able to attend but they won 8! Way to go boys! And nice job voting!
Tomorrow's Tour Info: The boys are in Washington DC at the National Stadium!
Rumors: None
Links: The boys' prerecorded acceptance speech for the TCA's: https://t.co/dcZLcf2Cox
So Last Week..
There was this new girl at my school,
and she was sitting alone and I bad so I went and sat with her.
I wanted to be nice so I told some jokes from Witty. The entire time she just stared at me. Then finally, she leaned over and whispered
"You're a Wittian."
since last week we've been BFFs just like that. ;)
oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on
my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just
walked in
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser.because i am sitting here like a
loser
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown
men
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser.
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort
Research has proven that
if you are scared of spiders, it's more likely to find them
in your bedroom.
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I'm scared of One
Direction.
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Play the moments
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Stop the pain
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I am disgusted by What I see in the mirror.
