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Drak e and Josh Quotes #19

Cop:[interrogating Drake and Josh] The description said that two caucasion males were seen at the site.

Drake: See, there you go! We're not caucasion, we're white guys!

Drak e and Josh Quotes #18

Drake: So, uh...nice night we're having?

Mrs. Hayfer: I hate you.
  Drake: I know.

Drak e and Josh Quotes #18

Walter: [needing a last minute anniversary gift for his wife] Uh, go get her some toothpaste. She's always using toothpaste.
Josh: Dad, there's $200 here.
Walter: Well get her some mouthwash too! ...I'm just a man

Drak e and Josh Quotes #17

Josh: Did you do something to my brownies?

Drake: Oh yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods.

Drak e and Josh Quotes #16

Crazy Steve: The cow goes moo! I was trapped in a refrigerator! I take special vitamins!

Drak e and Josh Quotes #15

Helen: Do you have a job?
Josh: No.
Helen: Are you, uh, all right in the head?
Josh: I think so.
Helen: Congratulations. You're hired.
Josh: What?!

Helen: Get to work!

Drak e and Josh Quotes #14

Josh: [to guitar] So I just kept applying the ointment..and eventually the rash went away...

Drak e and Josh Quotes #13

 Helen: You.
Josh: Me?
Helen: That's your name, isn't it?

Drak e and Josh Quotes #12

Drake and Josh: And the most important thing is to be yourself. Drake:...Unless you're Josh.

Drak e and Josh Quotes #11

Josh: I'm not cool, all right? Why do you think old people like me so much?