dream_outloud

Status: Dream on <3
Joined: June 27, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 364412
Location: A Castle... on a cloud :)
Gender: F
 
Hey Gorgeous <3
This is my second Witty account:)
Please follow
and check out my stuff:) 
"Life is short  
break the RULES
FORGIVE quickly,
KISS slowly,
LOVE untruly,
LAUGH uncontrollably
and NEVER REGRET 
anything that made
you SMILE."

Quotes by dream_outloud

That moment when you realize that Hakuna Matata was the PG version of I don't give a f//uck.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS
LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP 
ANYMORE.

Fridge, you're coming to my room.

NMQ 
:)
Life is hard.
Everything I like is either

illegal
immoral
fattenin
expensive

or impossible.
EXCEPT
the internet.

The internet's good
WITH GREAT POWER
COMES... A GREAT
ELECTRICITY BILL
Where I'm going this Summer:
1. Paris
      -Eiffel tower
 2. New York
     -Times square
        -Go shopping
3. To the kitchen
    -Get food

 
                    Yup, sounds about right.

You're single?
Well, 90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it.






HOW TO TALK TO ME WHEN I'M P//ISSED OFF:
don't.
"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel."
No, that "light" is a f//ucking train, and you're gonna get f//ucking killed.
The logic of every pessimist. 
Having a rotary phone wasn't all that bad.
I mean, I miss being able to slam the phone down
when I hang up on somebody.
Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't have the same effect. 

 
nmq
Friend: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Me: 
Me:
Me: ....
Me: Well that's a f//ucking good question.