"There's always
a light at the end of the tunnel." No, that "light" is a
f//ucking train, and you're gonna get f//ucking killed. The
logic of every pessimist.
Having a rotary phone
wasn't all that bad. I mean, I miss being able to slam
the phone down
when I hang up on somebody.
Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't
have the same effect.