dreamgirl5196

A mother passing by her  daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything  was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on  the center of the bed. It was  addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition,   she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear  Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had  to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so  nice - even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle  clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we  will be very happy. He already  owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole  winter. He wants to have many more children with me and  that's now one of my dreams too.John taught me that marijuana  doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it  with his friends for all the cocaine  and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,  we'll pray that science will find a  cure for AIDS so John can get better; he  sure deserves it!!Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how  to take care of myself.Some day I'm sure we'll be  back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,

Judith

PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the  neighbor's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things  in life
than my
report card which is in my desk drawer.

I love you!  Call when it is safe for me to come home.

I would definetly use this but tweak it a lil' bit. =)