A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked
up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the
center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With
the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read
the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Dad and
you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so
nice - even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his
motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm
pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more
children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.John
taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,
we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
John can get better; he sure deserves it!!Don't worry Mom,
I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself.Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can
get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things
in life
than my
report card which is in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
I would
definetly use this but tweak it a lil' bit.
=)