droosiethepineapple

Status: if i'm louder, would you see me?
Joined: July 7, 2011
Last Seen: 3 years
Birthday: February 15
user id: 191711
Location: District 12
Gender: F
bye witty(: it's been real.

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wittying
like a sir.


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                    Me when it's raining:

                    me: omg, was that thunder???
                    me: yes. yes it was.
                    me: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    me: woah, it's raining too!!!
                    *weird crash noise*
                    me: oh my gosh, oh my gosh, i'm gonna die, i'm gonna die
                    *walks over to door and opens it*
                    me: hahahaha that was just rain hitting the house(:
                    me: i'm just gonna stand here and watch the cars go by and the people stare at me like i'm a lunatic!!
                    me: wait, WHERE'S THE CAT?!?!?!
                    me: JIGGER??? JIGGER!! WHERE ARE YOU JIGGER?!?!
                    Jigger: meow
                    me: oh sweet love, I've found you at last!!!
                    me: why are you under the chair? are you scared of the storm?
                    me: it's okay, i'll pet you!!!
                    me: i wonder where Piper is.....
                    me: maybe she was walking over here but then got trampled by the rain and had to swim back to her house???
                    me: PIPER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!
                    me: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
                    me: lol jk it stopped raining.





it's my witty-versary!!! can i have one fave for one awesome year?





                    me: *sees cute guy*
                    brain: stay away! he'll only hurt you!
                    heart: go to him!! take the risk!
                    brain: why would that hunk of juicy deliciousness want you?
                    heart: just try it!!
                    me: well, everyone says to follow your heart, so.... why not?
                    heart: hurray!

                    *two months later*
                     me: he broke my heart!!
                     brain: told you so.
       
   

Stole My Heart
RULES:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST
WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
You and I-Lady Gaga
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
    Crazy Girl-Eli Young Band
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
Ready to Love Again-Lady Antebellum
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
 Just the Way You Are-Bruno Mars
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    Rolling in the Deep-Adele
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

Safe and Sound-Taylor Swift
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Chicken Fried-Zac Brown Band
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Fifteen-Taylor Swift
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Wild at Heart-Gloriana
WHAT IS 2+2?
    Cinderella-Stevis Curtis Chapman
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    Dirt Road Anthem-Jason Aldean
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Fearless-Taylor Swift
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
   Same Mistakes-One Direction
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    One Thing-One Direction
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I'm Only Me When I'm With You-Taylor Swift
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Always the Love Songs-Eli Young Band
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    Online-Brad Paisley
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Someone Like You-Adele
BIGGEST SECRET?
Spotlight-Selena Gomez
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Up All Night-One Direction
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    Stole My Heart-One Direction

Can you name 13 people off the top of your head? 1-7 boys, 8-13 girls.
1. Brett
2. Levi
3. Braden
4. Riley

5. Sam
6. Ben
7. Seth

8. Madi
9. Sidney
10. Piper
11. Sydney
12. Mercedes
13. Olivia.


How did you meet 10?
She's my cousin

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
When we were little.... i'm not sure.

Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
Idk.... they're both pretty short

Are you good friends with 3?
uh huh

Do you think 5 is cute?
No.

Something about 1...
He read all the hunger games books in about a week.

Whats 7s fav color?
dunno, don't care

What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
have a party in my head

1 fact about 9?
She's a nutball

Would you ever live with 4?
No. Way too messy.

Is 2 single?
Yes

Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game.....

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

I wonder how
~one direction~
would react if
they got a witty
and saw all the quotes about them(:

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
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Opening Credits:  gotta be you-onedirection
 
Waking Up: nine in the afternoon- panic at the disco
 
First Day of School: grenade- bruno mars
 
Falling in Love: mighty to save- seventh day slumber
 
Fight Song: rolling in the deep- adele
 
Breaking Up: if i knew then- lady antebellum
 
Studying/Working: heart like mine- miranda lambert
 
Life: i love this bar- toby keith
 
Mental Breakdown: old alabama- brad paisley feat. alabama
 
Sunny Day: how to save a life- the fray
 
Rainy Day: online- brad paisley
 
Party/Dance Music: i am the way- mark schultz
 
Driving: man in the mirror- michael jackson
 
Sleeping/Dreaming: ghost of you- selena gomez
 
Nightmares: slice- five for fighting
 
Flashback: club can't handle me-flo rida feat. david guetta
 
Wedding: picture to burn- taylor swift
 
Birth of a child: she was watching- mark schultz
 
Final Battle: up- justin bieber
 
Death Scene: round and round- selena gomez
 
Funeral Song: stuck in the moment- justin bieber
 
End Credits: cinderella- steven curtis chapman


my movie is gonna rock!!