droosiethepineapple

Status: if i'm louder, would you see me?
Joined: July 7, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: February 15
user id: 191711
Location: District 12
Gender: F
bye witty(: it's been real.

Quotes by droosiethepineapple

What You'd Never Expect...
Chapter
Isaiah's P.O.V.


Ugh, this place is super boring. The food is nasty. Why did my mom make me come here with Kyle? I barely know him. I just went to church
and apparently he's assigned to me as a helper or something. But his
fiance is pretty cute...... geez what am i doing? She's getting married, what would she want with a guy like me anyways?"Hey waiter dude!" Kyle called, "Get me some more pepsi!""You could at least say
please, Kyle." Kim scoleded. Why does she have to be so beautiful?

Kim's P.O.V.
Why was Kyle being such a jerk? Normally he doesn't yell across the room for
 a refil. Maybe it's because his friends are here. "You know, you don't have
to be such a party-pooper. Just enjoy life and make sure you find your own
group of people. Otherwise your stuck with weirdows!!" Kyle said. What a freak.
I still love him though. Our wedding is in 2 weeks. I wish his friends weren't here. I don't mind Isaiah. He's just so...... ahh!!! What am I doing? Isaiah
is making my mind all clogged up!!!

Thank you for reading!!! It's been a while since I posted a new chapter, but I had a lot of stuff to do. Most of it was boring, so yea. Feedback + faves are greatly appreciated!♥

HEY GUYS!!!
droosiethepineapple here, and
I have an important message.
PLZ STOP SWEARING!!!!
Steve said that if we keep swearing,
then google will kick him out of the advertising program.
we need witty!!
we don't need swearing!!
so if you care about witty and steve...
PLZ STOP SWEARING!!!!
THANK YOU!!♥

 What You'd Never Expect...
Chapter 1
Kim's P.O.V.

"Does this dress make my butt look big?" I asked for about the
millionth time."Absolutely not, sweet pea! Your butt looks the
perfect size!""You said that about every dress. I think that this
one really shows it off too much." Why did searching for your wedding
dress have to be so hard? One has too much lace, one's too glittery,
the list goes on."All right, this one is perfect. I think you will
really enjoy it!!" Please, let it be this one! I put it on, the stylist laced up the back. It was beautiful. It had a sweetheart
neckline and flowed out around my body(not like a ball gown, it
flowed in the wind type of thing) and was a light shade of ivory.
"Okay I'm almost 100 percent sure that this is the one!!"
After dress shopping was over, I went to meet my fiance, Kyle.
He had sandy blonde hair that was cut super short. His eyes were
a deep shade of blue. Unlike my hair which is light brown and I
have dark brown eyes."Well well, if it isn't my little woman!""I'm
not that little, dearie. And who did you bring with? Hmmm?" I have never seen this guy in my life. He had dark brown hair and bright green eyes. Normally Kyle doesn't bring people to our dates..."Oh
yea this guy is Isaiah. Since this restaurant is so dark I
couldn't see him, his hair is so dark!""Yea I'm Isaiah. You must
be Kim.""Yupp I am. Kyle's fiance." Isaiah is quite cute..... wait what am I saying I'm getting married!! I've got a lot of problems. "Hey my volleyball buddies are coming too, there just a little late."
More people?! What's happening to Kyle?


Thank you for reading!!! It's been a while since I posted a new chapter, but I was up at my cabin for New Years!! I've also decided to change the title, so the character thing is a little different, but I'm not going to repost it again! Feedback + faves are greatly appreciated!♥

Children of God:
characters


Isaiah- he's having a tough life after his parent's divorce and doesn't think God can help him through it, but then he meets his class at his new college......
Kimberly(Kim)- she's got a perfect fiance, clothes, family, friends, everything. But on the wedding day, her life falls apart and she gets help from who she least expects......
Brianna- is Kim's BFF and helps her through everything. But when she needs help the most, Brianna's too busy with who you'd never expect.....
Allison(Ali)- is Kim's friend, but they aren't very close yet. But when KIm's life turns upside down, Ali's her hero.......
Riley- Kim's crazy cousin(they have that kind of crazy friendship) who Kim only sees on Sundays. But after Kim thinks she has no hope, Riley never leaves her side.....
Samantha- Kim's other cousin(Riley's twin) who is completely opposite of Riley. She's calm and Kim talks to her almost every second of every day, texting. But when Kim needs her, she drops her phone and runs to the rescue......

Children of God
intro
Isaiah's P.O.V.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!" I shouted at my dad. "I'm your father, don't talk
to me like that!" he yelled back. "I can talk to you however I want
you are not the boss of me! Gol, I'm going to mom's house.""No you
absolutely are not! My house my rules! Anyways, I have custody of
you!" He wishes."I switch every week!" At that I grabbed my duffel
(I never bring much to my dad's) and slammed the door behind me. I
hopped on my skateboard and went through my escape route to get to
my mom's. I go this way so my dad won't follow me. I always need to
escape from him somehow.
"Isaiah?" my mom called."I'm here, and never going back there again."
I told her."Oh, dear, sweet Isaiah. I need you to put on your church
 clothes. It's Sunday, time for church! God can always help you through
 your problems." Well, God is gonna have to be really great and patient
if he plans on helping me through my mess of a life.

Thank you for reading!!! It means a lot to me, this is my first story, so it's probably
a little rough! Feedback + faves are greatly appreciated!♥

this is what my crush told me today:

me: *eating cookie*
him: where did you get that?
me: *pretending* i don't know.
him: well who made it?
me: *still pretending* i don't know. if i did i wouldn't tell you.
him: well i bet whoever made it put poison in it and in and hour you will start choking and die and when i get to heaven, i'll say "i told you so"
me: well what if you don't go to heaven?
ppl around us: ohhhhhh

yea, this is true, and i'm only in 6th grade but it still hurt.

this or that #1

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i think im gonna start a series?.?.?.?.?

anyone
can be cool, but

awesome
take practice:)

>S U I C I D E..
...Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do? its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to make a YouTube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!

stay strong

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