drunkengorilla1
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I want to find
the male version of me.
That would be epic. nmq/nmf
n m
Do you have a boyfriend?nmq/f
What's his name?
in fast food, and will probably
never do anything better!
My co-worker makes fun
of me all day and if i told my boss
he would just cut my already crappy pay cause hes so cheap my only real friend is mentally retarded, and all we ever do together is stupid crap i can't leave my home town because i never learned how to drive and failed the test every time! And you know what the worst part is...
Donna - "Wow, it's really cold."
Eric - "Well, here take my jacket."
♥
Jackie - "Michael, I'm cold too.."
Kelso - "Well daamn Jackie, I can't control the weather. "
every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are.
pass it on and sign your name:)♥
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molldolldove
Linabinabae
UND3R
OMGreen
ShutUpAndLookAtThis
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Drunkengorilla1
CAT!
I LOVE EVERY KIND OF CAT
I JUST WANNA HUG ALL THEM
BUT I CAN'T
CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT!
Format by twilightgirl995
Kids in my school: Omg i
just got invited to like 8 partys and im so popular i don't
know whos to go to. then im gonna be throwing sooooo many parties
this summer.
Me: Sometimes i like to stay up late and play videogames and
pretends i have friends.
This is not my quote it is Katyax96
When i meet Niall Horan
Niall Horan: hi,
nice to meet you!
Me: i can't believe i'm
actually
talking to you, and breathing
the same air! oh my god, i'll
never wash these lungs
again!! asdfghjkl
Niall Horan: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Niall Horan: so do you want
me to sign something?
Me: let's make beautiful
babies
.
Niall Horan: what?
...
Me: what? i asked you to sign
my poster.
Niall Horan: but i swear you
just said-
Me: poster.
nmq/nmf all credit goes to
Twilightgirl995 &
Katyax96
Format by twilightgirl995
Teacher: *getting mad
at a student*
Student: If I lived in
the school i would
sleep in your
classroom
True story
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