dulldawn001

does anyone else wonder what would happen if

a famous person came into your classroom and was looking just for you?



 

i'm taking volunteers for

a boyfriend starting now



 

My sister just sang her version of "Thrift Shop" for me. Here is how it goes.

I'm gonna pop some zits

Only got one cloth in my pocket

I-I'm a huntin'

Looking for that zit.

Waitin' to go Pop Pop



..... Dear gosh someone come kidnap me ASAP. Reward: Nutella.

11 MONTHS AGO

650 OF YOU FAVED A QUOTE TO GET ME TO WRITE MY BOOK
[I HAVE FINISHED IT. All that remains is EDITING.
This will be my SECOND PUBLISHED BOOK.
please HELP ME FINISH
I have gotten OFF TRACK :( I haven't edited in MONTHS.
for every fave my editor & I will EDIT A PAGE

FOLLOW ME AND YOU WILL KNOW WHEN IT'S OUT THERE.
FOR YOU TO READ.] ♥

 

Super White Girl Problems #2053
Your pedicure lasts
for a month, but your
manicure starts chipping
the day after you get
it done.

                                                                                                                                 tumblr

when attractive people complitment you
on things and get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt.



 

I wish
exercising was as easy as eating.
 

I started singing as a way to get all of my extra emotions out.
I had to drop chorus this year in order to have a dual enrollment class.

I was at a camp and a couple of us were hanging out in one of the rooms.
A song that I knew all the words to came on and forgetting where I was, I started to sing.

After the song was over, I came out of my little trance and started to get flushed.
One of the guys stood there and stared me.
Thinking that I must have sucked terribly, I started to back slowly out so I could run to my room and hide.
He stopped me and said

"You are an awesome shot.
You are freaking beautiful.
You aren't afraid to eat a full meal.
You can take a joke.
You are smart.
AND you can sing?!
If I could, I would marry you right now."

you don't go h0mo or b1 or tr4ns to he1l.
the expression is "going straight to he1l."
wake up america, before it's too late.




 

i don't trust people who
can fall asleep with jeans on.