The fear of tampons
that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear
missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball.
I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone
just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will
run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.