I
want a tampon commercial where the woman are fighting zombies or
some sh.t.
And they're all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into
bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a
machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly at the camera with blood
running from an open wound on her forehead and
say,
"For the fighting
spirit."
It would be called the
Tampocalypse.
Because periods aren't all 'Let me parade around in my
motherf.cking white bikini at the beach
while doing back flips and faffing about through a field of
daisies.
IT'S LITERALLY A BLOODBATH!
IT'S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, F.CKER I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!