dylboi

Status: Turnin into some facbook shiit
Joined: July 10, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 192946
Location: Karrath, Australia brah
Gender: M

Hey, I'm Dylan Young.
17 years of age | Australian | Single.


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Daddy's gonna buy you a 
Mockingbird. 
I'ma give you the world.



 


I need a girl to ride, ride, ride.
I need a girl, to make my wife.
I need a girl who's mine all mine.
I need a girl, in my life.
BOOM,BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM.

I want you in my room ;]


A
Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.

Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to
look back.




i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.

She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.

I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.

She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.

We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,

"I like your eyes."

One day, I was playing basketball,

waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.

Suddenly, I got a phone call.

It was her mom. She was in a panic.

I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,

"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"

I had no clue what happened,

so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.

I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.

I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.


Then I saw her, Kelsey.


My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.

"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.

I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.

Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,

the main source of blood coming from her head.

I went to the hospital that night,


I went every night.


in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.

The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.

It was all my fault.

If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,

she wouldn't be going through this.

It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.

On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.

"Kelsey?" I called.

She wasn't quite awake yet.

Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.

I did, for a few hours.

One of the doctors finally came out saying,

"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"

"Yes," I whispered.

He bit his lip.

"She woke up, she's fine,

but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."


"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.

"I'm afraid so."

I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.

I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.

"You can go see her if you want,

but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."


I walked in, trembling in horror.

I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.

I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.

I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.

Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,


"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."


 I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out.  Every fav will help me cross this  thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu 

Oh, you cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca?
Good choice.


she lives in .a fairytale,
SOMEWHERE TOO FAR
FOR US TO FIND.
forgotten the taste and smell
OF A WORLD THAT
SHE'S LEFT BEHIND.

 




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Pretending you're a host of a 
cooking show


When you're home alone cooking.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
to tell you how I feel

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