Status: merry christmas.
Joined: January 18, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 18
user id: 346850
Location: under a tree
Gender: F

we're driving cadillacs in our dreams.


Quotes by elephants_are_cool*

Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. I graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books & showered.

when you hit delete trying to erase one letter but the computer takes you back a whole page instead

are u kidding me

the problem with ending an argument is  that the other person thinks you stopped arguing because you ran out of things to say but actually its because the other person is too stupid to understand

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

-i sh
//it you not
-you feel me
-no but get this
-i’m just sayin
-let me explain you a thing
-and yeah

I pretend I don't care but deep down I really still don't care

to be popular on the internet you basically just have to say the most awkward things which you would just not say out loud

exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin your life*

i hate when you're not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test