elephants_are_cool*

Status: merry christmas.
Joined: January 18, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 18
user id: 346850
Location: under a tree
Gender: F


we're driving cadillacs in our dreams.

 

Quotes by elephants_are_cool*



That moment when

you tell a joke but no one hears you except one person who repeats it louder and makes everyone laugh.


 


3 words.
8 letters.
Easy to say,
hard to prove.


I'm a zebra.



 


"imagine if they had movies but instead of actors they had real people and they filmed the story as it happened"

they have those

its called a documentary






Teacher Logic:

You can have 2 hours to do this homework, but I'm going to take 2 years to mark it.



 


I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.

Fridge, you're coming to my room.

awe•some
[awhsum]
adj.n.
1. Me.
.
.


brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semi- permanent decision once you brush your teeth that's it you can't eat for the rest of the night and I just don't know if I'm ready for that commitment yet


CINDERELLA
is proof that a new pair of shoes
can change your life.




 

As soon as Steve follows you, 
hell that notification becomes a war trophy.




"If you fall, I'll be there for you."
 
-Floor
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