eassimak

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Joined: June 18, 2013
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Ohmygosh so today in band
I was having a really hard time playing a high D on my clarinet
and the conductor got really mad that I couldn't play it and I 
kid you not, he screamed: "Just take out the D!"
...
I laughed so hard he made me leave the band room until I could
"get myself under control"
Don't you just love those moments
when everything seems to be falling into place?
The number of people that got hit in the face
with my birthday balloons is unreal.
...
I'm sorry to those who had to walk behind me today.
Now that my school's musical is officially over
I don't know what I'm going to do with myself from three to eight each night
i walked into school yesterday....and right after i had the strangest desire to yell "done" and just walk out again. what a great start to my year
Yesterday in drama club we played some improv games... Long story short, this is what happened.

Director: Any ideas for what these three should be?
Person in audience: A dog!
Girl on stage: I'll be a dog.
Director: What else?
Person in audience: Jess should be Honey boo-boo.
Me: I got this guys. *slouches way down in the chair and starts to act disgusting*
Director: And we need one more.
Person in audience: Emma should be sexually attracted to fruit.
Director: I like it. Okay to recap, we have a dog, Honey boo-boo and a woman who is sexually attracted to fruit. Are we ready to bring our bachelorette?!

...You know when someone has to play a character that is sexually attracted to fruit you are going to have a good time...
HEY WITTIANS PLEASE READ:

I read this quote saying how if [the author] lived in a place like America, she would throw a Witty party to meet other Wittians. I think this is a great idea. I would love to meet a fellow Wittian and I'm sure some of you guys would too. Comment where you are from and maybe you'll find a wittian who lives in your area.

**This isn't meant to be creepy but I have been on Witty for 2 years and have never met a Wittian yet**

I hope I'll finally be able to meet one of you guys and hopefully you all will too. Good Luck!

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A kiss is just a kiss,
'till you find the one you love.
A hug is just a hug,
'till you find the one you're always thinking of.
A dream is just a dream,
'till it comes true.
Love is just a word,
'till it's proven to you.
I could pretend to be more like you,
and live on a sparkly rainbow
and drive a unicorn around
and just sing all the time.
~New Girl~
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