“WHAT"
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH
NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH.
NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED
THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO
KNOW.”
“I NEED
THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT
PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS
DINNER FOR
MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN
NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT
FANCY
DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS
WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL
JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I
INVENTED
JUSTICE.”