edenpayne

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Joined: May 5, 2012
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HELLO yeah hi vas happenin here are somethings i love c: one direction, the beach, tutus, llamas, my cats and dog, my friends, soccer, music, princess, all disney movies, bows, fruit, turtles, cotton candy, swimming, owls, cupcakes, all chubby animals, and some other stuff :)LOVE YOU


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edenpayne's Favorite Quotes

English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me:  Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
English Teacher:  That's quite sad.
Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
English Teacher: What
Me: What.

 

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i wanna steal a krispy cream truck and
go on a high speed chase because i think it'd be funny watching a buncha cops chasing a donut truck.



 
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        My girlfriend just said that I put sports before our relationship
                                                  Bullsh*t. It's our sixth season together





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please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please  please please please please

let  2013 be a really good year for me.

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plot twist: harry writes a song about taylor after the break up called "you're actually the problem."
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*20 Years Later*

Future Husband: Hey what are you looking at babe?
Me: Oh, just my old social accounts. You know, facebook, twitter, tumblr, insta-
Future Husband: Can I see?
Me: *Throws laptop out of the window* Oh, look at that. Oops, sorry.
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"is google a girl or a boy?"
obviously it's a girl because it won't allow you to complete your sentence without guessing before you finish what you say.



 
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My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl.






 
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i am really bothered by the fact that
basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it's disgusting. you know, i think peas are disgusting, but we're not maKING THAT ILLEGAL NOW ARE WE?



 
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