eeevvvaaaxxxooo

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Joined: November 18, 2010
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"too weird to live. 
too rare to die." ♥



 

Quotes by eeevvvaaaxxxooo



S[he] didn't [ma]ke him a san[d]wich.


nmq

 


That moment when someone says "Name a good song"

and you forget all the songs that were ever made.

nmf

FACT: you cannot breath hard and fast while your tongue is out and your mouth open.

Good boy. Now sit, roll, and play dead!





Have you ever wondered if


celebrities have ever touched your money..

nmf

 
  


          
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen..

         He was #1.







 


That awkward when you already said moment in your head before you read it..

nmf

I hate it when your watching a funny show then
B A M  
sad animal cruelty commercial.


nmf