eemster

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Joined: February 28, 2012
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I'm a really weird per- OH MY GOD FLYING TURTLE PANDICORNS ARE EATING JELLYFISH JELLY

Quotes by eemster


Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a

stupid hoe



Me: Nicki, i never knew you already made

an autobiography about yourself....

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Government: We HAVE TO get rid of illegal

immigrants!



Native americans: Soooo... When are you

guys leaving?? 
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I hate people who cry about useless

things...



1.) OMG! I NEVER GOT INVITED TO 

JESSICAS PARTY! WAAAA

2.) MY LIFE SUCKS!

3.) UGHH< I HATE YOU MOM!



There's people out there with no dad to

celebrate father's day... or a mom to

celebrate mothers day...some are even

orphan and starving..... yet you are crying

over not being invited to a party?!!
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inspirational

I hate when girls start stalking

celebs...like how would you feel

if someone came up to you and

said " I KNOW YOUR HEIGHT,

SHOE SIZE, AND HOBBIES!" 

uhhh.... okay????
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Other people: Omg! Your like

soooo fake!



My reply: I'M FAKE? Hon, you

make Nicki Minaj's BUTT SEEM

REAL!
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Imagine while prank calling, you

accidently call a celebrity...





Me: Uhh, hello?

Stranger: Hello? This is lady

gaga








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Look to the left...

--------------------->

You failed, didn't you?
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1912: Dracula drinks the blood of good girls

2013: He dies of thirst... -_-


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I hate that moment when someone asks

you to go somewhere with them, but you

don't want to go so you make a random

excuses...


Friend: Hey! Wanna come over?

Me: Sorry, i can't today. My sister's friend's

mother's grandpa's brother's granson's

uncle's fish died... And yes, it was tragic...
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I've never been in love... but i assume it's

the same feeling that you get when a waiter

arrives with your food...
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