efox

Am I the only one
who's never seen a pizza delivery girl?


 

kiss me if I'm wrong but,
dinosaurs still exist right?♥

 

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
 

Apple was going to make a

smaller version

of the iPod Touch for kids,

until they realized iTouch Kids wasn't a very appropriate name..