ejackulation
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Joined: October 2, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: December 13
user id: 332909
Location: Glasgow, shame of ma life
Gender: M
Joined: October 2, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: December 13
user id: 332909
Location: Glasgow, shame of ma life
Gender: M
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sup fagz.
Jack | 15 | Glasgow | Gay | I'm a honeybadger, I don't give a sh*t.
ejackulation = eja.cul.ation.. But with a k in it because my name is Jack.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE? i'm such a clever little cunt.
I have one older sister, one younger brother and one younger sister. I'd have another older sister, but she committed suicide in 2006.
i don't find women sexually attractive and if you have a problem with that then please come to my house so i can shove a hedgehog up your a.ss x
my man crushes are definitely Brendon Urie, Patrick Stump, Andy Hurley, James Arthur and Kye Sones. mmff.
I'm a d*ck about 99% of the time. especially if you're a whiny girl. get used to it bro.
I can't smile properly, it makes me look like a f*cking fat vampire.
/derp/
alright bye h0es. xo
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I gained 10 followers today simply for commenting on quotes
defending myself because I'm gay? lol wut..
really though, the whole 'gay marriage' argument is starting on witty again and I'm not sure if I should laugh at some close-minded people or be mad at them...
really though, the whole 'gay marriage' argument is starting on witty again and I'm not sure if I should laugh at some close-minded people or be mad at them...
i'm not "sassy" because i'm gay.
i'm sassy because i hate you.
i'm sassy because i hate you.
first Fall Out Boy get back together and now My Chemical Romance
are breaking up. What the hell?
you don't need to sign off all of your quotes with your name.
your username is right there for a reason.
why do girls always start their quotes/statuses/tweets/whatever
with 'and'?
like "And today, he kissed me < 3"
IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, JUST STOP.
like "And today, he kissed me < 3"
IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, JUST STOP.
yes I am fat, no of course I'm not going to do anything about it.
Getinmyvanithasfreewifi is still probably the best username i've seen here.
yes, i am gay.
no, i do not want to go shopping with you.
no, i do not want to go shopping with you.
I hate hearing the phrase
"Every lad is a pr!ck" ...
I hate hearing the phrase "Every lad is a pr!ck", not all of them are pr!cks... some are really nice lads once you get to know them, just like girls. It makes me wonder do the girls that say that think the same of their brothers and fathers? I mean ye girls talk about how us guys should respect our mothers and yet ye call every fella a pr!ck which is disrespecting your fathers so don't be so hypocritical, you aren't going for the right lads if you keep getting messed around with, try going for one of the nice guys you keep shoving into the friend zone and you might get somewhere.
GET THE F*CK OVER IT.