ejw10

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Joined: August 14, 2010
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Wow I haven't been on here in so long.

Quotes by ejw10

THE DO'S
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: I don't know and I prefer not to think about it
Do you believe in miracles?: Yeah
Do you believe in magic? I used to
Love at first sight?: I don't think so
Do you like roller coasters?: Depends
Do you know how to swim?: Yeah
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? What stuff? Normal food?

THE HAVES
Have you ever been on a plane?: Like four times
Have you ever asked someone out?: No
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yeah I live like minutes away from it
Have you ever painted your nails?: Yeah

THE WHATS
What is the temperature outside?: I don't know it's humid
What radio station do you listen to?: Country and the annoying catchy mainstream music
What was the last thing you bought?: Probably food haha
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Mrs.Doubtfire

THE WHOS
Who was the last person you texted?: My riding instructor
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: I don't know
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: My dad

HAPPY SECTION
Are you a happy person?: Yeah
What can make you happy?: Acts of kindness, pets and being outside
Do you wish you were happier?: Nope
Can music make you happy?: Of course
How many times have you had your heart broken?: None seriously but I've been disappointed many times

LOOK AT ME
What is your current hair color?: Dirty blonde but reddish, like strawberry blonde I guess
What does your hair look like now? Ponytail
Current piercings?: Ears
Have any tattoos?: Not currently but I might get one
Eye color?: Brown with a little green/hazel/gold in different spots in both eyes

CURRENTLY WEARING 
What shirt are you wearing?: Bikini top
Pants: ^ 
Shoes?: Barefoot
Necklaces?: N/a

HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail: No
Ran away from home: Kinda, only for a few hours haha
Laughed so hard you cried: My life in a nutshell
Thrown up in a store: Nope 
Wanted to be a model: Who hasnt
Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: Yeah
seen a dead body: Nope
skinny dipping: Not yet haha

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: Coca Cola
McDonald's or Burger King: Neither fast food is ick
Single or Group Dates? Haven't been on either, I wouldn't know
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Strawberries or blueberries: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies: Both
TV or Movie: Movie
Guitar or Drums: Guitar
Adidas or Nike: Doesn't really matter to moi
Chinese or Mexican: Chinese all da way
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Cheerios
Cake or Pie: Neither
MTV or VH1: Either

1. Were you named after anyone?:  Nope
2. When was the last time you cried?: I think last week
3. Do you like your handwriting?: I guess
4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: Chicken
7. Do you use sarcasm? A lot
8. Do you still have your tonsils?: Nope, got them out 2 yrs ago
9. Would you bungee jump?: Yah
10. What is your favorite cereal?: Mini wheats maybe?
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: Nah
13. What is your favorite ice cream?: Hardest question of them all
14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Eyes and smile
15. Red or pink?: Red
16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: Teeth and my waist down
17. Who do you miss the most?: My cousin and the guy I like, but I doubt he misses me so I should stop wasting my time
8. Do you want everyone to complete this list?: idc
21. What are you listening to right now?: my computer struggling
22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: blue
23. Favorite Smells?: ocean, barn
HI MOLLYCLAIRE143 IS AMAZING!! BYE
erica(ejw10
w e l c o m e  t o  h o l l i s t e r,
would you like a flashlight, earplugs, or a gas mask?

  

click the heart if you get it(;
nmf/q

&+ sweetie,
you
should know you've got a problem
when yo
ur shorts are shorter  than
your
tampon string.
nmf/q
50 Crazy Things to do at Walmart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what
happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen
you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk,
anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're
taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from
the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Coupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any
Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
"Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those
voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and
relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain
that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little
umbrella in it.

 

FAV if you laughed at at least one of these!
please no jocking; *NOT MY FORMAT


 


Me and my friend were going to get our nails done;
But the night before, we looked up how to say "thank you" in Chinese
The next day, we went and sat as the ladies talked about us in the their language.
When it was time to leave, we smiled and said thank you, in Chinese.

THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES - PRICELESS.
 *NOT MINE

[<3 if you get it.] 

black backround ;

PEACE.
LVE.
MUSIC.

sometimes you have to
[ run  away ]
           just to see who cares enough  not my format
to follow you

How Stupid People Are...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh... Fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or hair."
(Oh my ... Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On Starbucks paper/cardboard cups thingies: "Warning: The beverage you are about to drink may be hot."
(Um... duh?!)

1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that I could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

2. I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

3. A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

4. I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

5. Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

6. I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

7. My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"


8. Police in Radnor, PA, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

9. A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency



Lazy with colors; (:

The Basics:
Name: erica
Age:13
Nationality: german, irish, french canadian, etc.
Hobbies: horseback riding, texting, drawing, swimming, hanging out with the bessstts(:

Love Life:
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: nope
Do you like someone?: yeeep
Does anyone like you?: idkk
Hugged anyone in the past week?: umm... lemme think..

Friendships
Who is your best friend?: megan, maria, alanah.
Where did you meet them?: megan & i sat together in math and we just clicked [lol], alanah i've known for a reeele long time --> same with mariaaa<3
Did you lose any friends this year?: yes
Gain any?: yeahhhh
Did you hang out with any friends in the past week?: hmm...

New Years Eve
Did you do anything at midnight?: just hung outt(:
Who did you spend it with?: the fammm
Did you have any resolutions?: noope

Valentines Day
Did you have a Valentine?: no
Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: haha noo
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: noppee

Summer
Did you go on vacation?: nahh
Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: obvv!
How long was your summer break?: almost 3 months i think..
Did you get a tan?: yeess
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: nopee

Halloween
Did you go trick or treating?: yeees
If so, who did you go with?: phoebe, maria, katie, ani.
Did you dress up?: kinda..
Was it fun?: deff.(:

Christmas
Who did you spend it with?: famiilly
Did Santa come to your house?: mhhm
Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve?: nahh too tired

Your Birthday:
Who did you spend it with?: in december
What did you do?: in december
What did you get?: in december
When is it?: decemberr(:

Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
Hugged someone: yess
Electricuted yourself: nope
Climbed more than 60 feet: not suure
Made a Youtube video: yees
Lied to a loved one: yess
Had a nosebleed: noooo
Gotten airsick: nope
Been so bored, you just ate food: hah story of mah lifee
Drank alchohol: never have, never will.
Had a pet: yess
Ran a marathon: no

5 Do’s
1. Do you play any instruments?: no
2. Do you play any sports?: horseback riding
3. Do you believe in 2012?: ehh depends.. nasa does..
4. Do you like cheese?: depends on what kind(:
5. Do you honestly like Obama?: i don't have anything against him...

4 If’s
1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you?: singlee
2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: umm, idk...
3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose?: brothher/sister obvvv
4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose?: cokkeee

3 How’s
1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: not sure
2. How many siblings do you have?: 1 sister
3. How did your last Christmas go?: alrightt...

2 When’s
1. When did you have your first kiss?: (;
2. When did you last have a piece of cake?: who knows, i dont like cakee...

1 What
1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you?: hmmm.. :D