eleph4nt

Status: i want ur pizza k
Joined: August 10, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: February 26
user id: 324017
Location: Michigan
Gender: F

why can't i be social on this account 




eleph4nt's Favorite Quotes

I'm from Michigan,
where we use our hand as a map, where Tim Allen, Alice Cooper, Madonna, The Black Dahlia Murder, Motown, Insane Clown Posse, The White Stripes, Stevie Wonder, Kid Rock, Eminem, Robin Williams, and John 5 are from. Our vacations are to Cedar Point, Up North, to Florida, or a drive across the bridge. We are the only large inland peninsula on earth and you can see us from space. We love Faygo, Superman Ice Cream, Better Made Chips, Vernor's, and Mackinaw Island Fudge. We know that the "UP" is a place not a direction but a place. We play Euchre, swim in lakes and rivers, fish, and camp. We bake with "soda" and drink "pop". We measure distance in hours (its about 2 hours away). We can drive 65 mph in a foot of snow or a blizzard and not even flinch, and still have school. Plus were in driving distance of Hell. Not many people can say that! Re-post if you are from Michigan and you're proud. ♥
 

How do old people have the ability to fall asleep in any given situation?
I want to be an old person and fall asleep whenever and wherever
 
 

"We need to talk" 4 words that'll make any person person think of every bad thing they've done in their life.

 
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My grandpa used to water the plants
every week and there was a
little frog
that would come out and croak until
my grandpa sprinkled some water on
him
and he loved that frog so much

 


so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that's enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fùck.


 


If you like someone tell them.
Or stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep at night. It's up to you.

 
me in middle school: *cries over a 75%*
me now: *throws a party for passing*

 


UK- We call it Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin "autumnus"

USA- WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN


 

marry a guy who has sisters because he's seen the female in her natural state
therefore won't have any unrealistic expectations of you