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Hey I'm katherine, or katherine elliott but whatever... so ya i have brown hair and blue eyes... i love almost all genres of music, food, witty, anddd basicly everything a girl should love(:  I blow out the candles may 31st and I'm 14. I LOVEEE musical theatre... and i constantly worry about the future. I want to make friends and have fun on witty so feel free to talk to me anytime you want(: love yall! follow me on tumblr:http://lifeofakitten.tumblr.com
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Relatable Post:#2410
  When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if
the two keys were close.

Dryer: That's a nice pair of socks you got there.
Dryer: It would be a shame if one of them...
Dryer: Disappeared.
My life just smashed to pieces
And i'm drowning in my tears.
Won't someone save me?

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.
This was posted on Facebook:
                                                                       bf n gf were siting at a tabel                                                    
                                                                  dey were haeving a conversatein                                                    
                                                         da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever?"                                                   
                                                                                 boy sed "NO...."                                                   
                                                                  girl was sad she ran away n cryed                                                    
                                                                         she triped over a CHAIR                                                    
                                                                                  she was ded.                                                    
                         boy ran over to pic up her body he wisperd in her ear "i ment to say.. ill love u 5ever."                                                    
                                                                  dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.                                                   

This post made me ill. 
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preschool: stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
middle/grade school: tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
high school: tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
college/university: tell you it's harder in the "real world."
"real world" job: sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
preschool: the only education you'll need.


more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.

someone please date me.


things i never learned in high school:
- how to do taxes
- what taxes are
- how to vote
- what politics are
- how to write a reusme/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- how to write a check/balance a check book
- anything to do with banking
- how to do loans for college
- how to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- how to buy a house or a car
but boy am i f/cking glad that i know the pythagorean theorm.