dolph*

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Joined: February 20, 2012
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Location: England
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scary

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monstersinc
“ And if you’re considering just following your natural instincts and being a dick to these people because they deserve it, DON’T. This behaviour does nobody any good. You will get so much more done in life by being a slightly disingenuous nice person than an unremittingly honest arsehole. ” 
                               - How To Be A Person (in the chapter How to Get Along
                                                                                                                                                                                            With People Who Are Different from You)

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nice

     
                          i actually really wanna start a youtube channel, like a vlog one like danisnotonfire and zoella etc



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youtube

         Here's my rant:
         I'm sick of people on here moaning about the website, and saying crap like "wittty isn't what it used to be".
         I understand everyone has their views but the incessant whining and complaining is actually really disrespectful
         to Steve, in my opinion. Nothing ever stays the same, so moaning about changes that this website is going through
         won't do anything about it. People get older and have to focus on things such as coursework, etc. So don't come on
         here just to say "omg wittys totally changed everyones leavin".

         If you're that heartbroken that things are changing then why don't you do something about it?
        

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rant

          things to do when people sing you happy birthday:
         •smile and clap along
         •have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
         •beat-box
         •scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
         •sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
         •go up to the closest person singing and cup their face with your hands until they stop
         •start a mosh pit
         •striptease

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happybirthday

                                               Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”


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ily

                                 let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d f'u'ck you if you asked”


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hmmm
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