dolph*

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Joined: February 20, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 276159
Location: England
Gender: F

Quotes by dolph*


                                       "No Santa I don't want to sit on your lap it's either your face or nothing"


                                       I watched my girlfriend as my sper'm trickled down her chin
                                     
"Do you like that?" I asked

                                      "No," she replied, "what the fu
'ck is in this sandwhich?"


                       
                                      anne frank didn't even write a sequel like wow way to disappoint your fans





                       
                                                                                     dogs deserve to live forever





                       why are people offended by nudity, like dude have you seen what's under your clothes?

                       funny how when a girl is in love with a guy that doesn't love her back it's 'clingy' and 'pathetic'
                            but when a guy loves a girl who doesn't love him back it's 'romantic' and 'heartbreaking'


Opinions are like org'asms.

Most girls aren’t taught that it is okay to have their own and are only expected to further men’s.


                                                         i really hate how people have created that thing where it’s like
                                                                      "THIS IS WHAT GIRLS MEAN WHEN THEY SAY:
                                                                       "i’m tired" = "i f
'ucking hate you, dont talk to me"
                                                                                "i’m fine" = "everything's wrong"
                                          BI
'TCH WHEN I SAY IM TIRED I AM F'UCKEN TIRED I AM NOT FOOLING U NO JOKE
                                            WHEN I SAY IM FINE I MEAN THAT IM ACTUALLY FINE WOW ILLUMINATI RIGHT


                         VERBAL ABUSE AND BULLYING
                          IS NOT FREEDOM OF SPEECH

 
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