ellielaurenn

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Joined: June 1, 2012
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Quotes by ellielaurenn

Flappy Bird is 2014's Harlem Shake.
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Crush's ex-girlfriend: *sneezes*
Teacher: Was that a sneeze?
Crush's ex girlfriend: Yeah
Teacher: God bless you!
Me: (silently) God already did........


 
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breakup
I've never felt more replaced in my life. 
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MY LITTLE SISTER WANTS TO BECOME A CHEF.
THE PROBLEM IS, SHE CAN'T JUST GO TO CULINARY SCHOOL LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. SHE IS  SEVERELY ALLERGIC TO NUTS, NOTHING ELSE, JUST A MEASLY LITTLE NUT ALLERGY. BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE IT UNSAFE FOR HER TO BE IN A PROFESSIONAL KITCHEN, WHERE ALL FOODS ARE CROSS-CONTAMINATED. HER DREAM MAY NEVER COME TRUE. I NEVER THOUGHT SOMETHING SO DRASTIC COULD COME OUT OF SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS SO SMALL, BUT I GUESS IT CAN. SO NOW, I'M GOING TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO CURE FOOD ALLERGIES FOR MY SISTER. I'M NOT SURE HOW, I'M NOT SURE WHEN, BUT I KNOW THAT I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HER DREAMS COME TRUE. 
CURE FOOD ALLERGIES!

 
 

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So  yesterday I learned  in biology
that  things   in   nature  are  certain
colors  because   they    absorb  every other   color  in  the  rainbow, and  only  reflect   the  color  we  see.  So   isn't   it  funny that   we   don't   see   things   for  
what   they   are  mad e  of,
 

But what they try to get away from?



 
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True Story:

Friend's mom: * hears giant thud*
Friend's mom: "Bria what was that?"
Friend: "My shirt fell."
Friend's Mom: "Didn't sound like a shirt."
Friend: "Never said I wasn't in it!"
Me: LOLOLOLOL.. ♥

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