today
i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would
tap that a.ss so bad”
and then he laughed and
came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i
couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i
took off my headphones and he said
“that
was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i
realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE
A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER