Normal girls: He
doesn't like me...
Me: lol I'm a
potato
Normal girls:
Relationship status- it's complicated
Me: I never met my
boyfriends ha.
Normal girls: My
boyfriend didn't call me...
Me: My boyfriends
don't know I exist...
Normal girls: Ughh
broke a nail.
Me: I lost a
follower? Thats really nice of you.
Normal girls: I
got betrayed by my best friend.
Me: My best friend
took my theme? No, just no.
Normal girls:
*Can't decide on what to wear*
Me: *Has trouble
gaining followers*
Normal girls: My
boyfriend is sexy.
Me: My boyfriends
are homosexual.
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