emmy8

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Joined: May 12, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 173668
Gender: F
HEYYYYY IM EMILY<3

emmy8's Favorite Quotes


                               Me: why is peter pan always flying?
                               Friend:
                               Me: because he neverlands
                               Friend:
                               Me: I like this joke because it never grows old
                               Friend:
                               Me: it has a nice hook
                               Friend: you aren't making sense?
                               Me: are you lost, boys?
                               Friend: what?
                               Me: beats Smee how you didn't understand that.









I'd fight a bear for you. Not a
grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those bit/ches for you. ♥





 


 
has anyone ever thought about the fact that
ed sheeran's vows will be the most
beautiful words ever  spoken





Girl, put your records on, tell 

ME YOUR FAVORITE SONG, YOU GO AHEAD, LET YOUR HAIR DOWN.


Amanda Bynes has lost it.
Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.
I'm not sure if I'm depressed. I mean, I'm not sad. But I'm not exactly happy,
either. I can laugh and joke and smile during the day, but sometimes when I'm alone at night I forget how to feel.
I just realized why Mario and Luigi are red and green. The Italian flag.
The Italian flag is red and green. Mario and Luigi are from Italy. How did I never notice this?

Last Friday
I was sitting in a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops, didn't see that one coming lol!"

This is a true friend.
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Taylor Swift Songs 101:

About breakups: 
-Picture to Burn
-Should've Said No
-Perfectly Good Heart
-Cold As You
-Tell Me Why
-Forever and Always
-White Horse
-Breathe
-You're Not Sorry
-Back To December
-Dear John
-The Story Of Us
-Better Than Revenge
-Haunted 
-Last Kiss
-If This Was A Movie
-We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
-I Knew You Were Trouble
-All Too Well
-Sad Beautiful Tragic


20 songs.

Not about breakups:
-Tim McGraw 
-Teardrops on My Guitar
-A Place in This World
-The Outside
-Tied Together With A Smile
-Stay Beautiful
-Mary's Song
-Our Song
-I'm Only Me When I'm With You
-Invisible
-Beautiful Eyes
-I Heart ? 
-Jump Then Fall
-Untouchable
-Come In With The Rain
-SuperStar
-The Othe Side Of The Door
-Fearless
-Fifteen
-Love Story
-Hey Stephen
-You Belong With Me
-The Way I Loved You
-The Best Day
-Change
-Mine
-Sparks Fly
-Speak Now
-Mean
-Never Grow Up
-Enchanted
-Innocent
-Long Live
-Ours
-Superman
-Eyes Open
-Safe and Sound
-Red
-Ronan
-Begin Again
-State of Grace
-Treacherous
-22
-I Almost Do
-Stay Stay Stay
-The Last Time
-Holy Ground
-Starlight
-The Lucky One
-Everything Has Changed


50 songs

Songs That Aren't Even About Relationships at all:
-A Place in This World
-The Outside
-Tied Together With A Smile
-Superstar
-Fifteen
-The Best Day
-Change
-Mean
-Never Grow Up
-Innocent
-Long Live
-Eyes Open
-Safe and Sound
-Ronan
-22
-The Lucky One
-Plus, Numerous unreleased songs that can be found on Youtube and Grooveshark.









Your argument is invalid. 
 
"You're fat."
That's fine. I know I'm bigger than a girl my age should be, and it's hardly like I try to hide it or anything. You haven't hurt me; all you've done is shown me that you can state the obvious. Because it's not really that offensive to me - I've always been chubby. I was a chubby child, so why is it so shocking that I grew up to be a chubby teenager? Don't misunderstand; I think you're a rude asshat and my respect for you just plummeted. However, I myself am okay. I can lose the weight if I want to - I can go running, I can do push-ups every night, I can monitor what I eat so I don't eat more than I need to. I can manage all that just fine, if I want to. And it's fine if you see me checking the calory count on something and label me with an eating disorder, because I know I don't have one. If my weight affects my health, or if I can't stand it, guess what? I will change it myself. Your input, advice and observations are neither needed nor wanted. Now, instead of worrying about me and how I look, why don't you put more effort into being the person you want to be and leave me alone? I'm happy with being 'fat'.