Hi. It's ash2008. (Or Adam) Okay so this girl is awesome. Like, she is totally rad and swagtastic and wonderful. If you don't know her, you're missing out. I thank luck every day that she came into my life. She is funny and smart and sweet and beautiful and cares a lot about the people that are close to her. We have been through a lot together but we are still able to proudly say we are friends. I love her and am really thankful to have her as my friend.
THIS PROFILE BELONGS TO ONE SUPER-SQUISHY RACHEL
Hello there beautifully stunning person reading this! I'm Rachel. I'm a sophomore. My favorite color is purple. See? I have that rocker/cute/edgy style I guess. I'm funny, outgoing, and around that area. I listen to anything. But my favorite bands are first, hands down NeverShoutNever! I love that band. Also WeTheKings (love them), One Direction (really love them), All-Star Weekend, Plain White Tee's. My favorite singers are Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, and Avril Lavigne. My favorite song of all time is Forever and Always by Parachute. It's sad, but also romantic. I love it. <3 I also love the group Cimorelli. I love Shane Dawson, TheGriffKing, The Key of Awesome, and other youtubers. "Outside Looking In" by Jordan Pruitt is my theme song. Just saying. It sums me up. I'm 16. I hear the birthday song on June 21. I am a HUGE nerd, especially when it comes to English, grammar, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, ASTRONOMY! Music is my life. I've been involved with music my entire life. Playing instruments, singing, writing,etc. I play guitar, some piano, I sing and compose. I love writing as well. It's my other true love. My poems got published. YAY. I write stories as well. I love reading. I'm witty, funny, and all around loving. I am extremely wise, so I can give you advice anytime you want it. I've been through a lot, things you wouldn't imagine. I'll always be here to help. I'm insecure and weird. I'm loud too. I love food. It's my true love. I'm forever alone. I'm serious. I would tell my life story like most Wittians have, but I can't. It's too much, I would cry. Plus, I feel like I can only tell my best friends. Get to know me and I will tell you it. Warning, it is really...shocking I guess? Anyway. My best friends are Chelsea, Nicole, Rachel, Adam (ash2008) I already wrote my thoghts on him on his profile, Krisite, Brandy (grunge1996) I love Brandy with all my heart. She's been my bestest friend for years. Not only on Witty, but in real life. She's just...amazing., Enea (soliderbear4)
I love that girl. Follow her pleasey-weasey? It would mean everything to me. ANND Eilish! (hateandlove). That girl is truly awesome. She is like a sister to me. I love her dearly. She's funny, GORGEOUS, smart, and everything that is good. Haha. Thank you so much for putting up with me and being there for me. It means a lot. Follow her too pweasey-weasey? Thank you!! Follow me, I follow back. Thanks so much! <3 I have a youtube channel. Rachie666. Woo. I have a twitter too. @RachelPlott. Thanks for reading! Enea Hacking :) Loljk, it's Batman. Or yanno, YOUR LONG LOST TWIN ;D Guise. Rachel is the coolest person in the world. Ligit, I worsip the ground she steps on. You should too, or just follow her. That's cool too :) She's the bomb, diggy. Watch out for those sea bears. The ovals get me everytime... Love you Rachel :), Enea (soliderbear4)
RACHEL/SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3
You are so fantabulastically (just made that
up haha) AMAZING! You're so sweet, and
funny and nice and gorgeous, and a great
singer, I LOVE YOUR VOICE :3
And your face... perfection! Like I can't
even describe your lovely-ness! It's so
fantastic! Your face I mean haha I wish I
could have it, I would love it forever haha
feel free to mail it to me if you don't want it!!
Anyways, we've been friends for a long long
time, and I'm so glad I met you, I love you!
You're special,don't EVER EVER EVER
Love forever, Eilish :3 <3
&&Sorry if I messed up the spacing on your
profile haha :L
I had to outline in blue cause I wrote in
white and it didn't show up XDD *Please
excuse my confusion haha*
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A RACHEL...
Then she became squishy...
And thus, Squishy Rachel was born.
That's the story of Squishy Rachel's life. Isn't it beautiful?
You know what else is beautiful? MY SQUISHY RACHEL.
Yep yep, that's right, I own you :3
You belong to me forever and ever and EVER.
Where do I even start with Squishy Rachel..?
This kid, this lady, this amoeba....
I'm kidding. Squishy Rachel is not an amoeba silly! At least not that I know of.... hmmmm I guess we'll find out eventually.
I LOVE SQUISHY RACHEL.
^^^How did that get there?
Who wrote that? THE PIZZA MAN. Pizza men like Squishy Rachel ;) ...That sounded weird. I'm sorry XD
I'm a freak.... BUT YOU LIKE IT DON'T YOU?
Oh yeessss, if you don't already know, my name is Non-Squishy Eilish :D
Squishy Rachel is perfect.
Don't believe me? GO SIT IN THE CORNER OF PUNISHMENT BECAUSE SHE REALLY IS PERFECT.
^^^That will be you being smacked by a book if you don't believe
Squishy Rachel's perfection :p
Guess what Squishy Rachel?
Non-Squishy Eilish loves you!
You know what else I really like? Hedgehogs. THEY'RE SO CUUUTTEEEE. Guess what? Im 2nd grade I held a hedgehog!!! HIS NAME WAS JASMINE... well, it was a girl ahaha
If you're mean to my Squishy Rachel I'll push you off a cliff. Got it? And I really don't care if I go to prison for protecting my Squishy Rachel <3 Yes, I am a freak ^-^
SQUISHY RACEL IF YOU WERE A BABY OCTOPUS YOU'D LOOK LIKE THIS :O
I'm sorry for making your profile all long ahahaha
but I'm not done yet....
One day I'm gonna meet you (or just show up at your house and hide under your bed) and it'll be just like the movies and we'll be so happy and I'll cry cause I'll finally get to meet my sissy and I'll hug you forever <3
You should listen to Squishy Rachel sing!!!!!!! It's amazing 0__________0
AND SO IS HER FACE.
Like, that is perfection :3
I love you to forever and back, you mean so much to me. I'm glad to have you as my bestfriend and sister Squishy Rachel. <3
vvv This is for you :)
RACHEL I LOVE YOU, and I'm sorry for the longest time I was so busy. BUT I MET YOU ON THIS VERY SITE, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? Oh man that was the greatest. I honestly don't know how to add gifs to this since it's been a while since I've been here, BUT IF I COULD, IT WOULD BE A FUN ONE I CAN TELL YOU THAT. I'm feeling super sleepy and I feel if I go on, your follwers would think I'm the weirdest person alive, becAUSE I'M RUNNING ON LESS THAN AN HOUR OF SLEEP. Don't stay up all night playing video games, I'm honestly one blink away from passing out. YOU'RE SO LOVELY RACHEL AND I LOVE YOU TO BITS AND PEICES -Enea
" MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS MY BEST FRIEND/SISTER/WIFE/CREEPER. (BRANDY) <3 WE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR EACHOTHER!" I lOVE YOU! Rachel your so beautiful and talented...ew i just sneezed like all over my phone..anyway ily :)
My guy best friend, I believe, deserves the best boyfriend ever
award. He told me he went dress shopping with his girlfriend who
he calls Princess, and when she came out in a dress he broke down
crying at how beautiful she looked. He said it reminded him
of a wedding dress and it got him emotional. He made me cry, it
was so romantic. See? There are guys out there who aren't
I'm so proud to call this guy my best friend. ♥
never be your mother's favorite. Your dad can't even look
me in the eye. If I was in their shoes I'd be doing the same
thing. Saying, "There goes my little boy walking with that
troubled some girl. But for you, I'll try, I'll try,
I'll try." - It Will Rain by Bruno
I know I don't post quotes as much anymore, but that's
not because I forgot about Witty. That's not it at all.
It's just that, I'm growing up. Witty has helped me a lot
throughout the years I've been on it. The people on here are
ones I'll never forget. I'm ready to leave Witty yet. I
promised WItty that I would leave it when I gradute high school,
which is in 2 years. I need Witty for two more years before I say
Now I'm making a new promise. To come on here and post quotes
like I used to. I feel bad for neglecting my Witty, and I'm
making it up by posting more. Thanks to my Witty family, you guys
helped me more than you think. <3