emogirly1996

Status: I can't think of a clever status at this moment, please hold.
Joined: April 7, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: June 21
user id: 163606
Location: La La Land
Gender: F
Hi. It's ash2008. (Or Adam) Okay so this girl is awesome. Like, she is totally rad and swagtastic and wonderful. If you don't know her, you're missing out. I thank luck every day that she came into my life. She is funny and smart and sweet and beautiful and cares a lot about the people that are close to her. We have been through a lot together but we are still able to proudly say we are friends. I love her and am really thankful to have her as my friend.
 
THIS PROFILE BELONGS TO ONE SUPER-SQUISHY RACHEL


Hello there beautifully stunning person reading this! I'm Rachel.  I'm a sophomore.  My favorite color is purple. See? I have that rocker/cute/edgy style I guess. I'm funny, outgoing, and around that area. I listen to anything. But my favorite bands are first, hands down NeverShoutNever! I love that band. Also WeTheKings (love them), One Direction (really love them), All-Star Weekend, Plain White Tee's. My favorite singers are Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, and Avril Lavigne. My favorite song of all time is Forever and Always by Parachute. It's sad, but also romantic. I love it. <3 I also love the group Cimorelli. I love Shane Dawson, TheGriffKing, The Key of Awesome, and other youtubers. "Outside Looking In" by Jordan Pruitt is my theme song. Just saying. It sums me up. I'm 16. I hear the birthday song on June 21. I am a HUGE nerd, especially when it comes to English, grammar, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, ASTRONOMY! Music is my life. I've been involved with music my entire life. Playing instruments, singing, writing,etc. I play guitar, some piano,  I sing and compose. I love writing as well. It's my other true love. My poems got published. YAY. I write stories as well. I love reading.  I'm witty, funny, and all around loving. I am extremely wise, so I can give you advice anytime you want it. I've been through a lot, things you wouldn't imagine. I'll always be here to help.  I'm insecure and weird. I'm loud too. I love food. It's my true love. I'm forever alone. I'm serious.  I would tell my life story like most Wittians have, but I can't. It's too much, I would cry. Plus, I feel like I can only tell my best friends. Get to know me and I will tell you it. Warning, it is really...shocking I guess? Anyway. My best friends are Chelsea, Nicole, Rachel, Adam (ash2008) I already wrote my thoghts on him on his profile, Krisite, Brandy (grunge1996) I love Brandy with all my heart. She's been my bestest friend for years. Not only on Witty, but in real life. She's just...amazing., Enea (soliderbear4)
I love that girl. Follow her pleasey-weasey? It would mean everything to me. ANND Eilish! (hateandlove). That girl is truly awesome. She is like a sister to me. I love her dearly. She's funny, GORGEOUS, smart, and everything that is good. Haha.  Thank you so much for putting up with me and being there for me. It means a lot. Follow her too pweasey-weasey? Thank you!! Follow me, I follow back. Thanks so much! <3  I have a youtube channel. Rachie666. Woo. I have a twitter too. @RachelPlott. Thanks for reading!

Enea Hacking :) Loljk, it's Batman. Or yanno, YOUR LONG LOST TWIN ;D Guise. Rachel is the coolest person in the world. Ligit, I worsip the ground she steps on. You should too, or just follow her. That's cool too :) She's the bomb, diggy. Watch out for those sea bears. The ovals get me everytime...
Love you Rachel :), Enea (soliderbear4)


RACHEL/SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3

You are so fantabulastically (just made that


up haha) AMAZING! You're so sweet, and

funny and nice and gorgeous, and a great

singer, I LOVE YOUR VOICE :3

And your face... perfection! Like I can't

even describe your lovely-ness! It's so

fantastic! Your face I mean haha I wish I

could have it, I would love it forever haha

feel free to mail it to me if you don't want it!!

Anyways, we've been friends for a long long

time, and I'm so glad I met you, I love you!

You're special,don't EVER EVER EVER

change!!!


Love forever, Eilish :3 <3



SQUISHYY




&&Sorry if I messed up the spacing on your

profile haha :L

I had to outline in blue cause I wrote in

white and it didn't show up XDD *Please


excuse my confusion haha*


ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A RACHEL...

Then she became squishy...

And thus, Squishy Rachel was born.


That's the story of Squishy Rachel's life. Isn't it beautiful?
You know what else is beautiful? MY SQUISHY RACHEL.
Yep yep, that's right, I own you :3
You belong to me forever and ever and EVER.


Where do I even start with Squishy Rachel..?
This kid, this lady, this amoeba....
I'm kidding. Squishy Rachel is not an amoeba silly! At least not that I know of.... hmmmm I guess we'll find out eventually.


I LOVE SQUISHY RACHEL.

^^^How did that get there?
Who wrote that?

THE PIZZA MAN.
Pizza men like Squishy Rachel ;)

...That sounded weird. I'm sorry XD

I'm a freak....
BUT YOU LIKE IT DON'T YOU?

Oh yeessss, if you don't already know, my name is Non-Squishy Eilish :D


Squishy Rachel is perfect.
Don't believe me? GO SIT IN THE CORNER OF PUNISHMENT BECAUSE SHE REALLY IS PERFECT.

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^^^That will be you being smacked by a book if you don't believe
Squishy Rachel's perfection :p

Guess what Squishy Rachel?
Non-Squishy Eilish loves you!

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You know what else I really like? Hedgehogs. THEY'RE SO CUUUTTEEEE. Guess what? Im 2nd grade I held a hedgehog!!! HIS NAME WAS JASMINE... well, it was a girl ahaha
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If you're mean to my Squishy Rachel I'll push you off a cliff. Got it? And I really don't care if I go to prison for protecting my Squishy Rachel <3

Yes, I am a freak ^-^

SQUISHY RACEL IF YOU WERE A  BABY OCTOPUS YOU'D LOOK LIKE THIS :O
cisbloodscum:

arcanebarrage:

lazarusholmes:

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

omggggggg

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I'm sorry for making your profile all long ahahaha
but I'm not done yet....



One day I'm gonna meet you (or just show up at your house and hide under your bed) and it'll be just like the movies and we'll be so happy and I'll cry cause I'll finally get to meet my sissy and I'll hug you forever <3


You should listen to Squishy Rachel sing!!!!!!! It's amazing 0__________0

AND SO IS HER FACE.
Like, that is perfection :3


I love you to forever and back, you mean so much to me. I'm glad to have you as my bestfriend and sister Squishy Rachel. <3

vvv This is for you :)




AAAHHHH BWWWAAAHHAAAAAA
RACHEL I LOVE YOU, and I'm sorry for the longest time I was so busy. BUT I MET YOU ON THIS VERY SITE, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? Oh man that was the greatest. I honestly don't know how to add gifs to this since it's been a while since I've been here, BUT IF I COULD, IT WOULD BE A FUN ONE I CAN TELL YOU THAT.  I'm feeling super sleepy and I feel if I go on, your follwers would think I'm the weirdest person alive, becAUSE I'M RUNNING ON LESS THAN AN HOUR OF SLEEP. Don't stay up all night playing video games, I'm honestly one blink away from passing out. 
YOU'RE SO LOVELY RACHEL AND I LOVE YOU TO BITS AND PEICES
                                                                                  -Enea
" MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS MY BEST FRIEND/SISTER/WIFE/CREEPER. (BRANDY) <3 WE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR EACHOTHER!" I lOVE YOU! Rachel your so beautiful and talented...ew i just sneezed like all over my phone..anyway ily :)

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dana* 1 decade ago on quote #6779015
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Love this song :)
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6739315
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Since when was my nickname 'he'? :p
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6739315
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Since no, 'he' is Justin :P
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6739315
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HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME ;o;
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6739315
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I'M SORRY </3
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6703693
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Are you alright?
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6703693
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No I am not. I'm beyond and crying.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6703693
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What happened?
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6703693
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Exactly what's said in the quote. People are bullying my friends. I. Do. Not. Tolerate. Bullying. Under. ANY. Circumstances. Especially after Will's death.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6703693
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I'm so sorry, are they okay?
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6703693
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Yes, they're fine. I managed to help. Just the world is me off right now.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6703693
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I'm sorry, I'm here if you need anthing <3
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6703693
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Just talk to me? I don't trust myself alone right now.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6698938
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After I read my name I started crying >___<
You're so sweet Squishy Rachel, I love you sosososososososososoo much <<<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6698938
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(I just saw this xD)
I love you sososososososososo much too <333333333333333333333333333333
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6692946
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I'D DATE YOU :p
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6692946
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xD Thanks babygirl :p
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6692946
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ahah you're welcome :3
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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After the second sentence I just burst into tears xD
I'm so proud of you for writing this Squishy Rachel, I love you, and thank you for making me feel important :'3 <3
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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Thank you for being there for me Eilish. I love you too <3 and NO DON'T CRY!
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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Of course<<33
IT'S TOO LATE I'M SORRY D: The red background hurts my eyes aha
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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NOOO D':
and sorry xD
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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ITS OKAY
I WILL SURVIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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YOU SURE???
Did you see my comment on your profile?
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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YUSSS
Mhm, that made me cry too xD
Thank you for caring, even when I don't deserve it <3
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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Of course you deserve it. You deserve only the best and nothing less.
....THAT RHYMED :D
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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YAY FOR RHYMINESS :D
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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Well, I'm going to dreamland. Goodnight babygirl <3
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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Night Squishy- Wishy- Rachel :p
I'm writing an essay -woooo-
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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Squishy-Wishy?
I had to write an essay for the state test today. Fuunnn.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6682302
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ahah I dunno xD
yay for essays
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MyDearRomeo 1 decade ago on quote #6678056
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Can you by any chance, post the links in the comments?
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6678056
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http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/63036_310683129057930_894482691_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/734348_472101582858397_1612692334_n.jpg
There you go. (:
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LIDILOU 1 decade ago on quote #6680247
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:'/ Sad
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hayhayy915 1 decade ago on quote #6678056
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i cant c the pic...what is it??
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6678056
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One is telling the great things Louis does like: Dying his hair red for Red Nose Day, visiting sick kids, doing a football game for charity, and donating to charity. The another just suggests the idea of Louis day. My friend and I actually decided to do it and created that message above. c:
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hayhayy915 1 decade ago on quote #6678056
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okayy i will participate
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6678056
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thank you so much! can you possibly spread the word?
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hayhayy915 1 decade ago on quote #6678056
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Yeahh no problem!!
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6678056
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thank you!!
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6670420
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I cried like 5 times during that
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6670420
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I cried once, but it lasted the rest of the episode xD
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GodsGurllyyGurl 1 decade ago on quote #6668344
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you are not a waste of space. you are amazing and here to fill a purpose. keep your head up. things get better <3
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6668344
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thanks <3
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6662297
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You'll always have me <3
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6662297
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Aw, thanks Eilish! <3
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6660160
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I FEEL SO SPECIAL <3
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6660160
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OF COURSE <3
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6660160
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:'3
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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tell me about it
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WickedLittleLiar24 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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Honey you are not alone I have that problem too
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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Join the club sweetie, 102 people do /:
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XxFoxglovexX 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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Tell me about it.
A lot of girls say this but really they're pretty, smart and have an amazing personality.
From the little I can gather, you seem to be in posession of all of the above qualities.
I literally have no chance.
I rarely leave my house besides school. I'm spotty, fat, mixed race, wear glasses etc etc.
And my crush isn't even popular or anything. He's just so much better than me. He can like any girl he wants. So why would he like me?
Sorry for ranting lol. Some things gotta be said (:
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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My crish isn't popular either. In fact he's so unpredictable that no one can ever tell what he means. And no, I have none of those qualities, I'm ugly, I barely leave the house, I'm fat, I'm a nerd, a freak, and so much more. I have zero chance.
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Musicc99 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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That's me too... :/
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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Welcome to the club you're an honary member
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canyouseeme 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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story of my life right there :/
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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story of mine too /:
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canyouseeme 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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:(
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CookieMonster09* 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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Join the Club :(
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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Haha, let's all just create a giant club of those who have a crush on someone. It's be a huge club.
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dolph* 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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Crushes crush you. Hence the name.
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emogirly1996 1 decade ago on quote #6646899
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Wish they we're called something else though.
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