Girl: Look, there he is!
Friend: Go talk to him!
Girl: *walks up* Hi.
Boy: *nods and hums*
Girl: Are you humming "You Belong To
Me" by Taylor Swift?
Boy: *nods and continues humming*
Girl: *walks back to friend*
Run!
Friend: What? Why?!
Girl: He's
gay!
**This
is supposed to be funny, not offensive to gay
people.**