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            me: Mom, why isn't the pizza done yet?
            mom: It's been done, for 3 minutes. Just wait.
            me: I DID MY WAITING
            mom: Oh god.... Again? Really?
            me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
            mom: Everytime..
            me: IN AZKABAN
            mom: -_-

A jealous girlfriend does better research than the FBI......

If I woke up from a coma, and Zac Efron told me he was my husband, I wouldn't question it....

Hey ladies,
One of my good friend's mothers just got diagnosed with breat cancer. Please, pray for her. There's no feeling worse than that for me, and it isn't even my mom. So, please, hope for the best. Thank you girls <3

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She can fight back, I know it. Please pray for this family, thank you.
 

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut.
My weakness is, I care too much.
And our scars remind us that our past is real,
                    I tear myself open, just to feel.

"Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face...."
-JennaMarbles.

♥

BEAUTY
is not defined by the size of your jeans.
 

Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea...
But I think I'm in the desert.
A l o n e.

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 i m g f a v e . c o m 
is witty with pictures. <3