*Violently sprays friend in eye with mace spray, friend falls to
ground in agony, you take out your fake mexican passport with the
name 'hugo fernadez' on it and run as fast as you can to
the nearest airport where you board a plane to mexico and take up a
career in chicken farming for the next 10 years*
Idc if this doesn't look pretty, cos it's too funny to have
to look good.