epicbeacher

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Quotes by epicbeacher

he just asked me out


12.12.12 
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you cant make somebody like you 
you can only stalk them
and hope for the best 
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you cant make somebody like you 
you can only stalk them
and hope for the best 
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raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues 
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SLEEP

is
for
people
with
no
internet
connection 




 
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I met Eminem once
he was pretty awkward 

his palms were sweaty,
his knees weak, 
 and his arms were heavy.
 There was vomit on his sweater already,
 it was his moms spaghettis
 

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what is our 11:11 wishes aren't coming
true because one person is wishing
for them not to come true??

MIND=BLOWN 

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WIll the real slim

shady please

stand up? 



 

..what if the real slim shady is in a wheelchair?
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I really want to meet the teenage version of my parents!

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