epicness

Status: Fine I Guess (:
Joined: November 24, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: March 28
user id: 242633
Location: San Jose, Costa Rica
Gender: F
Hi c: I'm Alejandra, but most people call me Ale. I live in Costa Rica, but I was born in New Jersey on March 28th, 2000. I'm 13 years young. I really do love living life and just being me! I like all kinds of music really... Well I don't know what else to put here.. I guess I have to get a little older to know a little more about myself. Bye!Hi c: I'm Alejandra, but most people call me Ale. I live in Costa Rica, but I was born in New Jersey on March 28th, 2000. I'm 13 years young. I really do love living life and just being me! I like all kinds of music really... Well I don't know what else to put here.. I guess I have to get a little older to know a little more about myself. Bye!

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No, we didn't date. Technically he wasn't an ex-boyfriend. But he was an ex-something, an ex-maybe. An ex-almost.
Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.
oh my swEET LORD i was at the grocery store today (incidentially i was buying four large bars of chocolate but that's irrelevant shut up) and the girl next to me was trying to buy stuff at the self checkout thingy but it kept rejecting the notes she put in and she tried SO MANY TIMES and in the end she had to pay in entirely dollar coins and when the machine said "thank you for shopping with us!" in its cheerful little voice she just muttered "you're welcome, you abysmal piece of s.h.it" and left the shop
 


If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

- Albert Einstein

apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing



Crush: *kisses girl*
People around me: aww how cute
Me: yeah *grabs knife*
Me: how adorable *stabs myself in the face*



I can remember song lyrics from
2006 but not whatever math
formula we were learning
yesterday
i get very personally offended when people don’t find my celebrity crush to be attractive





my friend who snorts cocaine won't eat
cookie dough because "it's bad for you."

 

me: how do you throw a space party?
dad: i don't know. how?
me: you PLANET!
dad: you're so stupid.