As I lay in bed and look up at the stars I think to myself... Where the heck is the cieling??!?!?!
Coffee just isn't my cup of tea...
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than you love yourself(:
First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault
Laughing at actors screaming their heads off in scary movies because you know there really isn't a ghost , it's just a movie.
Dear Spongebob, I have watched you for YEARS and you haven't aged a bit. What facial cream do you use?!?!!? Sincerely, Astonished Teenager