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survey
Wasn't puberty supposed to make me hot?
because it didn't.
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puberty
Those days when you don't feel welcome
in your own home.
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home
Can I buy better friends on eBay?
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friends
Next time you get an unknown caller, just say this:
"Jims' wh0re house; you've got the dough, we've got the hoe. How may I direct your call?"
and then just listen for their reaction.
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funny
There is a difference between being funny
and being rude.
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ugh
Is it too early in the school year for a mental breakdown still?
I sure hope not.
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school
I can already tell
that it is going to be one of those years...
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school
Me: I'll just start an episode on Netflix.
-One Hour Later-
Me: Oh. Wow. 14 Episodes finished. How nice.
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funny