everyone_deserves_a_chance

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#YOLO ................. until you die ;)

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i just found out that Ellen DeGeneres

was the voice of Dory in Finding Nemo.

Mind = Blown

 
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I want to find


the male version of me.



That would be epic.

 
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We should love,

not fall in love

Because everything that falls,
gets broken.

-Taylor Swift
 
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Most teenage girls around their crush: flirty, sweet, nice, giggly, frilly, etc.

Me infront of my crush: histerical, loud, obnoxious, perverted, crazy, etc.

And I wouldn't have it any other way

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Danielle ordering Liam's cake:
Cake People: ... a Toy Story cake?
Danielle: Yeah, For Liam.
Cake People: How old is this Liam kid? 5...6...7?
Danielle: Nine-
Cake People: A bit old for Toy Story, but whatever...
Danielle: teen.
Cake People: Excuse me?
Danielle: 19...
Cake People:...
Danielle:...
Cake People:..
Danielle: I know.
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Alone at home
Me: *Makes a joke to myself*
Me: *Laughs out loud*
Me: *Wipes a tear*
Me: Why am I so hilarious?
Me: *Laughs a little again*
Me: *Realizes my weirdness*
Me: *Sighs*

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H a n d   s a n i t iz e r:
Helping you discover cuts you never knew you had.
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"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you!"
"Yea... so is a grenade..."
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