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evvvannn
Status:
listening to music..
Joined:
July 22, 2013
Last Seen:
9 years
user id:
366989
Location:
stalking you
Gender:
M
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A big shoutout to elevators for always picking me up when i'm down.
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funny
That awkward moment when you see the sexiest person ever and you bump into a mirror.
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funny
I bet you I could stop gambling.
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cute
Me trying to pull a smooth one:
Me: "Hey, am I invisible?"
Girl-no, why?
Me:"So you CAN see me?"
Girl-yepp.
Me:"How about tomorrow night?"
Girl- ......
Me: .....
Me: "No? ... Okay." *walks away*
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love
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.... *slaps knee*
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funny
Girl's Status: "Bored" - 83 likes - 32 comments
My Status: "Just got accepted into Harvard" - 0 likes - 1 comment from Mom: "nerd."
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evvvannn
school
That awkward moment
when you look inside your pocket
and it's not full of sunshine.
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funny
I can tell by your sarcastic
undertone, rude comments,
and sheer lack of common
decency, that you and I
could be best friends in no
time.
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funny
If you were a drug,
'
I'd overdose.
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love
All my life I thought
that air was free...
until I bought a bag
of chips.
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funny
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