evvvannn

Status: listening to music..
Joined: July 22, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 366989
Location: stalking you
Gender: M



















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Quotes by evvvannn





A big shoutout to elevators for always picking me up when i'm down.



 




That awkward moment when you see the sexiest person ever and you bump into a mirror.




 




I bet you I could stop gambling.




 
Me trying to pull a smooth one:
Me: "Hey, am I invisible?"
Girl-no, why?
Me:"So you CAN see me?"
Girl-yepp.
Me:"How about tomorrow night?"
Girl- ......
Me: .....
Me: "No? ... Okay." *walks away*


Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.... *slaps knee*

Girl's Status: "Bored" - 83 likes - 32 comments

My Status: "Just got accepted into Harvard" - 0 likes - 1 comment from Mom: "nerd."

 
That awkward moment
when you look inside your pocket
and it's not full of sunshine.



 
I  can tell by your sarcastic

undertone, rude comments,

and sheer lack of common

decency, that you and I

could be best friends in no

time.



 




If you were a drug,
'
I'd overdose.




 

All my life I thought

that air was free...

until I bought a bag

of chips.