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facetimemee
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Quotes by facetimemee
"be strong" i whisper to my wifi signal
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strong
if you read this you're my valentine no take backs
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funny
that awkward moment when you see someone in a neighboorhood digging a supsiously body sized hole...O.o
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funny
there could be up to five ghost butts touching you at any point in time
and you would never know.
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funny
Nothing is more awkward then calliing someone by the wrong name
.
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yes
Dear McDonalds,
When you make your commercials, please don't show food that looks nothing like your own.
Sincerely,
High Expectations
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funny
that awkward moment
when you are on the computer and someone just walks up behind you and just
stares at your screen.
and you're all like:
no one asked you to be here. you can go now. .-.
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awkwardmoments
That moment when your
cat comes into your room
then looks at you and has the most fright in its eyes and runs as fast as it can away
and your like
crap.whats in my room.
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