confused*

Status: lonely
Joined: January 16, 2014
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 377695
Location: internet where else
Gender: F
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Quotes by confused*

hey little puppy!
*throws stick* fetch!!
*he slowly walks towards me*
*whispers in my ear*
"stop trying to make "fetch" happen"
24 0 confused* confused*
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well well well, look what the cat dragged in.. another corpse, dude this is getting out of hand, where is fluffy even getting these
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what if eyebrows dont know when to stop growing and there are little eyebrow fairies that come to us in our sleep and keep them nice and trimmed each night and we dont know because we are sleeping
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when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
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THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite croissants
6 0 confused* confused*
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*murderer walks inside home*

me: i'm already dead inside.

*murderer walks out*
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Simon Cowell is so rich, why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart?
6 0 confused* confused*
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who needs hashtags when
there are hashbrowns
7 0 confused* confused*
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me: pls god let 2014 be my year
god: lmao
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before you unfollow me i challenge you to a duel
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