fairyfloss

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Quotes by fairyfloss


That awkward moment
 when somoenes
zipper is
down and you dont know
whether to tell
them or not
because
you dont know how
 to explain
why you were
looking that low





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Unusal facts #12

peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynaamite
:3

 

Unusal facts #11

in the caribbean their are
oysters that can climb trees!!
(wtf!)

The most invalid argument of

all times: 

"Because

im your

mother and

i said soo.."


Im from Aussie
i ride kangaroos to school




& One Day




She will look back and say
"why did i have to hurt so many people"

Format by Sandrasaurus

Friend: did you just fall over?
Me: no i attacked the ground
Friend: backwards?
Me: im just that freaking talented
;P 






Menopause
Menstartion
Mental breakdowns

 

notice how all womens problems
begin with
men








 



&
i thought i knew you but

i dont know what you play more 

xbox or girls

 

 

Unusal facts #10

flies fly backwards
:P

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